

Oh, cruel fate! As she begins to log in and expect the same-ol’-same’ol’, Horei’s eyes begin to twinkle with excitement as a new e-mail had just come in from her personal h-mail account. Oh - just your monies! Horai Owen is a young, teenage girl with long dark hair and shiny greenish, sparkling eyes, sitting beside her closet friend in the whole wide world, Zak, her personal laptop, as she begins to contemplate a life of loneliness and despair. But is this game trying to scam me out of my precious time? Or is there really a young, dashing prince on the other side of that phoney, baloney, e-mail that’s finally the answer to all my money woes? Let’s go bag us our rich prince, shall we? (And not the "Star Stealing" kind.) The Story I mean, the premise looked hilarious and the art style doesn’t look too bad. I remember first seeing this game put up, and seriously went “WTF is this shit?” But also, a part of me wanted to really try it out. Which brings me to the topic of our next, exciting new indie game to play, RE: Prince Of Nigeria, which this game was built on a foundation of lies and deceit. And although you might be laughing your ass off seeing it happen to somebody else, that’s not to say it can’t happen to you. Either way, the man felt cheated of his money he felt embarrassed he was, indeed, scammed.

The man believed him…mainly because he was mostly high on methane and thought that the dude was actually a cat. Apparently, “Jesus,” over here, said that if you can give me all the money that you have on hand that he will take that money and use it to keep the man’s soul safe from Lucifer himself when he happens to cross on over the picket white line and heads on over to the other side. And, what do you know something interesting is on, finally! Apparently, while sitting on your couch, a sobbing tale begins to ensue where one man apparently lost all of his life savings by giving his money to this bearded, white robed guy who claim to be Jesus. There’s always the good ‘ol news channel. So you then decide to change on over to the sports channel to see if anything ELSE that’s good is on, and, guess what – IT’S ALL F***ING NASCAR!!! Okay, okay…don’t panic. only to discover, what a shock – that’s there’s absolutely nothing on that’s remotely any good. COMPLETED GAME!!! So you manage to turn the ol’ boob tube on one day to see what’s on during daytime T.V. A Game Made By: Kirroha Created Using: Renpy It's A: VISUAL NOVEL Game That Roughly Takes Around: 5 - 10 Minutes To Complete And It's A.
